Are you famous?
Do you know anyone famous?
Are you rich?
[Patrick's daughter, Odette]
Do you draw the pictures on the covers of your books?
Can you send me a bunch of your books for free?
Where did you get those shoes?
Can you name a character after me?
What kind of music do you like?
Are you happy with the way your hair looks?
[photo of Patrick and his actual hair]
In a Belgian shoe store called Les Shooz de Gique. In Belgium.
Gee, shouldn't I be?